We need to talk..

We need to talk..

This is seriously getting out of hand now.. I don’t understand what some people are thinking when they get dressed! Ok, I am definitely not an active trendsetter and don’t wear the latest fashion (mostly happy in jeans and tank top).. but I do understand fashion and read all the mags about it, etc. So I am not completely clueless.. But over and above all that, there are some things that even a novice can point at and just laugh or snigger.. And then.. Aaaaaaargghh… there are some things you can never unsee..you know what I mean? My mom always told me that if I had nothing nice to say I should just keep quiet.. Welllllll, she never said anything about being able to blog about it!! So let me share with you about some of the scariness I have...

My Picture Mosaic …

My Picture Mosaic …

I found this on THE JUNKDRAWER.. And thought it was really really clever!! The Concept: This Meme is all about the Mosaic Collage that you are about to build by answering the questions in this meme by using pictures! 1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Google Image Search or same type of search engine for pictures. 2. Using only the first page of results, pick one image. You can’t search forever for a certain image. 3. Copy and paste each in any program that you can post the pictures in a mosaic pattern. Here are the questions: 1. What is your first name?… Briget 2. What is your favorite food?… Curry – curry anything.. if its spicy I’m there!! 3. What high school did you go to?… Hmmm.. tough one! Which one to choose? Lemme...

Day for Dads..

Day for Dads..

I go about my days and life as normal most days.. I get cranky.. get moody.. threaten, swear, joke, ridicule, torment and laugh just like everybody else… But sometimes I have moments like now when I am reminded that I am an Orphan.. Fathers Day and Mothers Day are very difficult for me as it opens up floodgates of emotions reminding me of how much I still miss my parental units.. Then I try and look at it differently and say to myself, “Hey! Its not so bad.. I am now a Momma and therefore need to allow my pumpkins to love me and spoil me as I am their Parental Unit!!” Doesnt always work.. and of course to make matters worse is that their other paternal member is a scumsucker and I am forced to allow him access and also bite my tongue against bad...

Chesticles Vs Hair..

Chesticles Vs Hair..

I was reading a post by Sweets where she was saying that because her hair is short she was confused for being a boy… Got me thinking.. About whether Hair a woman make… And I have to say that hair does not make a woman… Chesticles and attitude plays a bigger part! Woman have a certainness about them that men lack. Men walk differently, talk differently, gesture differently and don’t have as much purpose in the way they are as woman do.. Now there are always exceptions to the rule.. and I am saying this to all the guys out there reading this and going.. “Hey! I think I’m offended by that!?”… We are loving creatures but when angered will maul and maim … because we can.. I do love being a woman.. so let me tell...

Some Amazingly simple remedies…

Some Amazingly simple remedies…

One of my maatjies ( yes i got some..) sent me his idea of simple home remedies.. I thought I would share with you  AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after...