We need to talk..

This is seriously getting out of hand now..

I don’t understand what some people are thinking when they get dressed!

Ok, I am definitely not an active trendsetter and don’t wear the latest fashion (mostly happy in jeans and tank top).. but I do understand fashion and read all the mags about it, etc. So I am not completely clueless.. But over and above all that, there are some things that even a novice can point at and just laugh or snigger..

And then.. Aaaaaaargghh… there are some things you can never unsee..you know what I mean?

My mom always told me that if I had nothing nice to say I should just keep quiet.. Welllllll, she never said anything about being able to blog about it!! πŸ˜‰

So let me share with you about some of the scariness I have encountered in the world of …..

STRAPLESS TOPS !!!

Here are a few examples of atrocities against fashion and real retinal burners I have to face far to regular for my liking…

Example A:-

The UGLY “she looks pregnant” strapless top

This is a classic example of the fashion designers poking fun with their followers… to see if anyone will actually buy crap…

Example B:-

The “POINTLESS EXERCISE” strapless top

In this example you can clearly see how even though she is wearing a strapless top she completely loses the plot by adding a couple extra ones of her own.. in various colours too..

Example C:-

The “CONFUSED” dont know which way to look strapless top

As you can clearly see(stop staring) her boobs are not on talking terms and have decided to part ways. In cases like this you need a support structure to be put in place.. for instance a nice and tidy strapless bra..

Example D:-

The “SOMEONE LIED TO HER” strapless top

I have no idea what to say about this.. but unfortunately the reality is that this happens.. often..It only takes one stupid idiot to lie to her mate about how she looks good and WHAMMO! she is wearing this dem outfit all over the bloody place..

Example E:-

The “LETS CUT OUR BOOBS IN HALF” strapless top

The top has been placed across her boobs cutting them in half .. This is common practice amongst those that feel 4 boobs are better than 2..

So there you have it.. Strapless tops may look like a good idea.. But is it really??

I think in order to pull it off you need to have a nice perky (symmetrical) pair of boobs and have sexy shoulders. Definitely not recommended for those that have “wings” or droopy boobs!

I hope I haven’t offended too many people with this post.. and if I have.. oops!

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