Some Amazingly simple remedies…

One of my maatjies ( yes i got some..) sent me his idea of simple home remedies.. I thought I would share with you  icon smile Some Amazingly simple remedies...

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life – Q-20 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the Q-20. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

8. Remember – everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:

some people are like slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

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Posted by Briget on Jun 10, 2008 in My Armpits | 9 comments

9 Comments

  1. Charmskool
    Jun 11, 2008

    Like all simple things – brilliant! I am off to buy a mousetrap this instant. Today was the last day I overslept from hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

  2. B
    Jun 11, 2008

    Hi Charmskool ! Glad I could help!! I loved number 6.. will definitely be trying that out!!

    hahaha!

  3. Stef
    Jun 11, 2008

    no 9 is so true, i know this from experience :)

  4. B
    Jun 11, 2008

    Stef – wanna talk about it in more detail?? :-P

    I have now found myself looking at everyone as slinkies…

    hehehehe

  5. Tamara
    Jun 11, 2008

    LOL! Just spammed everyone in my address book with that ;-)

  6. B
    Jun 11, 2008

    Tamara – glad I could contribute !!

    ;-) :-P

  7. Relax Max
    Jun 11, 2008

    Finally. A post written on my level. I was starting to think you had gone all girly on me.

    But you have always been funny. On various levels.

    :)

  8. B
    Jun 12, 2008

    Max – so tell me more about your level… I think i did go somewhat girly.. I think my moon is phasing too close to Venus or some such crap!

  9. angel
    Jun 13, 2008

    mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa…
    my late grandad’s suggestion for a cure for hiccups was to put your head in a bucket of water and take a deep breath!

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