As you were…

Oh man, Is it cold or what! I am not built for the cold, which is evident with the constant chattering emanating from me… I thought long and hard about the cold yesterday .. and a thought crossed my mind ..

For all I know I was born with a tollie and it froze and fell off, and I will never know cos I wouldve suppressed the memory of this event to protect myself from the trauma!!

Just a thought…

Anyway, I would’ve been a kak guy, I would’ve probably slept with any chick that comes along and pimped out the ones I had no more use for.. ( According to my starsign I wouldve made a GREAT PIMP or BUSDRIVER.. ).

On a different note:- I have come to the conclusion that I have completely screwed myself in the eye.. I thought having one mother-in-law was bad.. But I now have both an ex mother-in-law (and she is a real piece of work) and a Boyfriend’s mother.

And the Boyfriend’s mother has been acting very strangely lately.. She is out all night.. sleeps all day and goes from smiling and greeting to growling, snapping and snarling in less than 5 seconds.. I am concerned she has been infected with the vampire virus.. Nasty thing that.. All I know is that if she comes anywhere near my neck, I am staking her..finished… Boyfriends mother or no Boyfriends mother…

I live in concern…