I did it!! OK, it was awkward but..

This is the first time in years but i finally overcame my crazy phobia of running and half jogged on the treadmill today!!

treadmil I did it!! OK, it was awkward but..

It started with the usual frustration at not being able to walk faster .. My average walking speed faster than the other joggers next to me..

“AAAARGH!!! Why cant I just run!?!?!” I scream at myself (in my head,I hope).

So I trundle along.. feeling like I’m being harnessed but unable to take that first leap and speed up the treadmill so that a run can happen.. Then suddenly I go “fuck it” and crank the bugger up a gazillion notches.

Thoughts that ran through my head while jogging on the treadmill:-

Woohooo!! I am running, no jogging, no man what the hell am I doing here? This isn’t right! Why is my ass jiggling so much.. My boobs are going nowhere with all the support I use ( I like my boobs and want them to stay nice and pretty) but my ass..omw.. I think my ass is going to take off!! OK, time to slow down.. I think I need to install a seperate braking system for my butt as it appears to need more time to slow down the rest of me… :-s This is not good..

So tomorrow I return to the treadmill and think I will wear support hose while i give this thing another go! I am soooooo excited and happy!! Took me bloody long enough to do this, eh….

b I did it!! OK, it was awkward but..

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Posted by Briget on May 20, 2008 in My Armpits | 8 comments

8 Comments

  1. Bridget
    May 20, 2008

    Brilliant darling. This was was way too vivid for me!

    Urg!

    Hee heee.

    Shake what you momman gave you!

  2. Stef
    May 20, 2008

    LOL go girl go!!!!

  3. Glugster
    May 20, 2008

    It seems you have never heard of the term “small steps”. LOL. You gonna hurt!

  4. Relax Max
    May 20, 2008

    Good for you.

  5. B
    May 21, 2008

    Bridget – I shook..But I thinks I shook too much…lol

    Stef – I did .. I did..

    Glugster – WTF are “small steps”?? Can i eat them??

    Max – my ass doesnt agree..

    BTW.. The support hose held my ass together today.. Much much better.. i still look like a retard flaying about .. but who cares, eh?

  6. QueenG
    May 21, 2008

    Are you sure that your bum is sore from the training? Mmmmm makes a girl wonder?

  7. angel
    May 22, 2008

    you’re a LOT braver than i am!

  8. B
    May 23, 2008

    QG – dont be dirty girl.. You know I dont swing that way!!…lol

    Angel – there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.. IM on the fence here ;-)

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