Mommies boys…

I am constantly told how I am at a disadvantage for only having boys and not trying for a girl…. Apparently boys don’t meet with their moms for tea, visit regularly, are openly affectionate, take their Mom’s shopping or phone with the sole purpose of saying hello… There are exceptions to this rule, as with everything in life, and if I can convince at least one of them to be gay then I don’t have to suffer childbirth again in my quest for a girl to go shopping with… So how am I to deal with the apparent inevitability of being deserted by my boys once they have grown up and moved out?? Here are my options as I see them at present OPTION A Will I be a nagging, lonely mom, desperately clutching at my strong, independent sons,...