I am very aware that there are *SOME PEOPLE who just don’t appreciate the music that emanates from the dorky yet cute James Blunt..

All I have to say is this.. Tough titties baby.. It isn’t about you!! Its about me.. and whether I laaik him or not.. so !!

On Monday night I went with SexyG to the Botanic Gardens in Durban to watch him perform..

.. it was perfect!! I had a lovely picnic packed with cheese and biscuits and some chocies, etc.. so there we were sitting on our blankie .. watching the crowds gather around us… people setting up their own little trysts and laughing gaily in anticipation of the wonderful evening of good food.. great company and awesome entertainment brought about by one times James Blunt himself!

And while I was laying back, I felt a few drops on my face.. I turn and look at SexyG and said ” I hope that was you drooling on me babe! ” He laughed.. and then when realisation hit us we scurried around to pack up, quick-quick!!

Yes, you guessed it.. the rain wanted to join us.. And join us it did!! It poured and poured.. and poured.. about 20% of the crowd left.. the rest of us diehards just stood there and shivered..

I am quite glad that Sexy G was there to keep me warm..

So eventually after almost 2 hours the rain eased back and Josie Fields opened for James Blunt.. But while she was singing the cleanup crew where sucking up all the water around her with giant vacuum cleaners.. (was really funny to watch.. )She is indeed a very talented artist and I enjoyed watching her perform! Will be watching her from now on..I am sure we will all be seeing alot more of her..

After Josie had left the stage, I noticed that the skies had cleared.. the air was still chilly but I had some really strong warm arms keeping me safe so I didn’t care that we had to stand for the rest of the night..

James Blunt did not disappoint! He came on stage with all the vigour and passion and charm that is evident in his lyrics.. His singing was even better on stage than on radio/cd. He is a very passionate person and this shows.. He made the crowd laugh with “Ill take everything” .. and made the crowd cry with “No Bravery”

While singing “Goodbye My Lover” I pink bra was flung at him on stage.. he looked at it, smiled and flung it back..lol.. Perhaps it wasn’t his colour?? Perhaps he wanted a full set.. no point in the bra without the panty, eh?

He was funny.. Has stacks of charm.. And made us almost forget that we were all cold and wet and tired, from standing in the cold and wet.. lol!

He made me smile, He made me laugh, he made me cry and most of all.. I fell in love with SexyG all over again for taking me and loving me in the rain..

Thank you James, Had a lot of fun… See you again soon.. but for now.. I will just have to listen to you on the radio..

Goodbye my lover…

*You know who you are..

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I don’t have TV so only found out about this vernon koekemoer after the fact.. But hells bells baby!! This oke has a sexy gingham top, eh?

OK… I lolled soo much… Go Vernon Go!

Viral marketing at its best.. zero to zero in no time.. !

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So just when I thought it was going to be a lovely weekend..Rugby game on Saterday(it was the semi-final!).. Braai with some friends.. My sister visiting me on Sunday.. and last but not least James Blunt with SexyG on Monday!!

But fuk nooo! (yes, I swore..I am kinda mad right now)…

First off – The Sharks lost!! OMW.. My boytjies didnt even play the game as well as they normally do.. It was such a pisspoor perfomance.. Need to phone the Coach Dick Muir and ask him to do drug tests.. Cos I think they were all on weed or something.

So then.. as if things couldn’t get worse.. i had the nasty task of meeting Arsefuk because he needed to drop of a TD Bag for J (he’s TD Board was in danger of breaking).. So he phones me and says he is just up the road and can we meet now.. aargh! OK, I say.. and then I remind him that he needs to still get the rechargeable batteries for J and he can drop those off or just give me the money and I will buy them..

In retrospect I do believe my biggest mistake was even agreeing to meet with him.. should’ve told him to mail it or sent SexyG…

Alrighty then, I pullover at the bank(I don’t want him to come to my friend’s place as he might try running me down with car again) and wait for arsefuk to get there.. after a few minutes I see the silver golf with his personalised plates and I get out and meet him.. Said “Hi” and he gives me the bag and some cheap nasty black and silver eveready batteries.. I look at him .. look at the batteries and ask him what the hell are those?

The reason for the batteries is because he bought the kid a *birthday present with no batteries.. And they need rechargeable’s cos they suck batteries dry in 20 minutes flat!

Anyhow..the dialogue as it continued from there..

Arsfuk: Those are batteries.. you should be grateful because I shouldn’t even have to buy them…

Me: ??? But how can you buy a gift with no batteries?

Arsfuk: That’s what maintenance is for..

At this point a head pops out of the silver golf and a voice squeals at me

Voice from car: “you should be nicer to him.. you dont speak to him nicely and he doesn’t deserve your attitude!

OMW!! I look down and its the *GF Sharon whom I have never met nor care about and she is throwing in two cents towards me like an all knowing buddha!

Me: Who the hell are you and why are you speaking to me?

Sharon: I just dont think…(I cut her off)

Me: Just who do you think you are speaking to me and did I at any point rattle your cage and ask for your opinion?

Sharon: You are very rude and I think you need to treat *Arsefuk better.

Me: And why are you shouting at me from the car.. Why don’t you come out and say that here? ( I am soo mad right now at the audacity of this chickypoo!)

Sharon: OK! I will!!

And with that she flounces out of the car.. and since this is our first meet I take a look at what he is dragging around nowadays. This is what I saw – She has a very unfortunate face with her eyes looking like they being retracted into her eyesockets.. Skin is very dry and flaky.. Not fat.. But has a boep that appears to bounce as she steps..She was wearing threequarter jeans that were big and baggy(to hide tummy maybe?) and some ugly little leather strops.. She has brown hair and an enormous amount of attitude and arrogance!

Me: So just why are you speaking to me and why dont you just get back in the car and behave?

Arsefuk is at this point standing next to her looking abit nervous but also just watching the interaction with interest. SexyG has noticed things going abit south and was coming over..

Sharon: you dont seem to have any respect for Arsefuk!

Me: I dont… He knows I dont.. He understands I have no respect for him as it is all of his own doing..which is actually none of your business!

Sharon: Well I think you need to start treating him better as he tries very hard!

Now Arsefuk is nodding in agreement with her and says,

Arsefuk: You see what I mean?? (looking at sharon)

Sharon: Yes, I see.. A whole different level

Arsefuk: Yes, A whole different level! Hahahahahaha!

Me: OMW!

SexyG: Hey! Who are two speaking about? (looks at sharon) You dont know anything.. And unless you do I don’t think you should be voicing any opinions or interfering ..

SexyG is always so rational and polite .. If it wasn’t for him I think things would’ve gone very very bad!

Sharon: I know Arsefuk and he is a kind and decent person. And his Ex speaks to him in an unexceptable way..

SexyG: You dont know anything.. You are blinded now.

Me: You dont know me..You know nothing about me.. So I think you should just leave and mind your own business.. When I want your opinion I will give it to you…

I am at this point waaaaay past wanting to smack the smug and opinionated look off of her face.. But I dont resort to violence and therefore I dont.. But Oooooooooooooooooooh! I was mad!!

Sharon: You… (I cut her off again)

Me: Listen Bitch! I think you need to just leave me alone for now and get in the car and go.. And oh.. take these crap batteries back.. He wont be able to use them.. I will just tell him you didn’t get to a shop..

And with that I walked away and got in the car..Steam coming out of my ears…

SexyG then said some stuff to her but I wasnt listening anymore.. I had blood pumping in my ears and kept having vicious thoughts about getting in the driver seat and making myself understood .. clearly!

Needless to say it was not a pleasant interchange.. I should not have gotten so angry, I suppose.. as she is just a stupid girl who probably still believes in the tooth fairy with her naivety.. But in my defence.. Who does she think she is?? Was she there when he was smacking me around?? Was she there when he threw me into a car and then tried to get me to pay for the damages to his car? Was she there when he would throw me out of the bed at night onto the floor while I was sleeping? What does she know anyway?

Respect is earned.. It is not a right.. Took me a long time to accept that it wasnt about me.. It isnt my fault .. And that I deserve better.. So I will call him an Arsehole.. I will ignore him.. I will NOT meet him alone.. I will never drop my guard with again.. He is a lying abusive person .. And that is what I know…

… what does she know?

*Arsfuk is what I call him… he makes everyone else call him Jammo (a nickname he gave himself)

*GF Sharon – the latest in a long line of idiots

*the birthday present was a wireless keyboard and mouse – nice gift.. but no batteries, no work!

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Sexy G is my guy!

We all enter into relationships.. some turn out good – some turn out bad.. But when we enter into them we give it all we got as if we were Scotty onboard the Starship Enterprise.. Sometimes we walk away missing some limbs due to machine malfunction.. and sometimes we walk away with extra bits.. and sometimes we dont walk away at all.. In this here story I am not walking away.. In fact I am very happy just be a Klingon and snuggle down for the ride!!

(i have obviously watched faaaar too much sci-fi)

So allow me to describe him to you little bits.. The one who has not only stolen my heart but has managed to show me that love does actually exist outside of fairytales and that fairytales pale in comparison to the real thing…

1. He is sooooooooo Sexy, The strong legs, the cute ass, the most brilliant blue eyes that literally sparkle when he smiles..

2. He will get in his car and drive 40km’s to rescue me from the side of the road .. and not scold me or make me feel bad when it is apparent that I..uhm.. lol.. ran out of petrol!..*blush*

3. He hugs me everyday all day.. (some bum groping involved)..

4. He smiles each time he sees me..

5. If I cry .. he just holds me and says.. “So who do I have to beat up, my darling?” ..

6. He holds me in his arms each night till we fall asleep..

7. He cooks dinner as often as I do…

8. He cleans up after himself..

9. He puts the loo lid down..

10. He asks my opinion on everything..( and I do have soo much to share)..

11. He tells me he loves me for no other reason but because that is how he feels..

12. He rubs my feet while we watch movies without even being aware of it..

13. When I see him my knees go weak and my heart fills with love..

14. He makes me very happy..

15. He is my soulmate.. this I know..

16. He looks fabulous in tights.. I drool all over the bed when he gets ready to go cycling..

17. He has the most fantastic sense of humour..

18. He laughs at all my jokes.. even when they not that funny..

19. We love doing all the same stuff!..

20. He is the most incredible lover.. hmmmmmm

…. Ok I’ll stop now.. Cos I am afriad this is going to result in some chickypoo stalking him.. and I dont want to have to kill anyone …

But I will leave you all with this one last thought…

He gave me a pressie… He has been very very *sneaky … He went about two weeks ago and bought me

(drum roll please)

!!!!!! 2 x JAMES BLUNT TICKETS !!!!!!

Woooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!!

Oh Sexy G… Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

I am sooooo excited I think I am going to dem well explode!!

“I am gonna see James Blunt… I am going to see James Blunt… I am going to see James Blunt..”

*sneaky – If only I had known… lol!

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Sweets showed us her trip to work the other day and I thought it was a great idea.. So I finally remembered this morning and this is what I have to show you…

So the morning trip starts.. Trying to get everyone and everything in car.. first time.. lol . This morning was great as there were no runs back to fetch tog bags or lunch or anything!

We all finally departed at 7.10am

This is the first stop before leaving the road.. Ok Officially its the second but the first one further back we use as a guideline only.. Oh My .. Look at the poo in the windscreen.. I’ll need to clean the car today…

Each morning this here sun normally blinds me and I suffer retinal detachment for at least 2 hours! BUt this morning the air was very murky.. Or else you would’ve seen the coastline in the distance. It really is pretty!

Now this is a funny speedhump! It is situated outside D’s School. He is our First drop off of the morning. They only put these speedhumps in a few weeks back and or the first week there were no zebra markings.. I saw quite a few cars flying over them and land in a screeech of burning rubber.. Very funny to see.. not so funny when its your bumper lying in the road behind you, though..

This is the Golf Course adjacent to J’s School. He plays golf here every friday after school.

Another reminder that my car needs a clean..lol!

My handsome young man! He really makes me proud! He is working so hard and doing so well at school.. Posed for me even!

Arriving at the gym for some compulsory bum jiggling and torso twisting.

One hour later and i am huffing and puffing behind SexyG wondering why I put myself through all this agony all the time… I prefer walking behind him so i can get a good look at his bum.. He has such Yummy legs..hmmmmm!

We pull up to the gate 5 min later.. This is also my office.. I have offices at home.. Yay! So its off to shower and grab coffee .. before the day can begin!

Finally at my desk! The time is 9.05.

Time to get crack open my diary and check what is first on the agenda!

Ok, So I have no monuments, landmarks(besides the poo on my windscreen) or long distances, but I do have a great trip, normally a fantastic view which I will share with you at some other time when the weather clears, and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did trying to snap in a moving car!

But I think I need to add an entry in my diary to wash my car!! hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

P.S. Other I know who have done this is Angel and Tamara ..

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I have very few needs.. One of them was to go to the dem James Blunt concert on Monday..

Sit on my picnic blankie in the park with SexyG drinking wine.. eating chocies.. and listening to his melodic notes as they wash over me.. with SexyG’s strong arms keeping me safe and warm…

But Nooooooo! I dont have tickets.. Payday is too far away and I am so miserable about it.. *sob*

I know all his songs.. been his fan since 2005 and he was singing Rocky Raccoon to me while I whiled away the hours on my PC … He was there while I was going through a very kak and drawn out divorce and he kept reminding me how “beautiful” I was..

I just know he is going to be mad with me for not being there.. ?? He wants me .. this I know.. Why wouldnt he?

*sigh*

I always thought if Chuck Norris didn’t propose soon I would show James Blunt what he has been missing since 1973….

…..now he will never know

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This is the first time in years but i finally overcame my crazy phobia of running and half jogged on the treadmill today!!

It started with the usual frustration at not being able to walk faster .. My average walking speed faster than the other joggers next to me..

“AAAARGH!!! Why cant I just run!?!?!” I scream at myself (in my head,I hope).

So I trundle along.. feeling like I’m being harnessed but unable to take that first leap and speed up the treadmill so that a run can happen.. Then suddenly I go “fuck it” and crank the bugger up a gazillion notches.

Thoughts that ran through my head while jogging on the treadmill:-

Woohooo!! I am running, no jogging, no man what the hell am I doing here? This isn’t right! Why is my ass jiggling so much.. My boobs are going nowhere with all the support I use ( I like my boobs and want them to stay nice and pretty) but my ass..omw.. I think my ass is going to take off!! OK, time to slow down.. I think I need to install a seperate braking system for my butt as it appears to need more time to slow down the rest of me… :-s This is not good..

So tomorrow I return to the treadmill and think I will wear support hose while i give this thing another go! I am soooooo excited and happy!! Took me bloody long enough to do this, eh….

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I am typing this from under the cover of a loo break!!

This is not an easy task but just wanted to let everyone know I am still alive and kicking …

With work being as demanding as it is I am finding less time to do what I want.. surf the net and chat with my buddies and write on my blog and drink tons of coffee …

I thought I would get some time this weekend and catch up on the things I want but as it turned out I was catching up on housework instead and then also *helped with running the network cables and fixing media centre and of course we also serviced my car..

So this morning while you are sitting at your desk drinking your coffee, have a good old time fooling the boss that your indeed working.. Spare a thought for those of us held in captivity

*helped – by this I mean stood around and watched with loads of commentary whilst Sexy G did all the real work…

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Conversation with QueenG on MSN

(I Have deleted the norty bits.. sorry guys!)

Session Start: 13 May 2008

QueenG: hello
B: hi there
QueenG: got a break so i thought i could catch up with my BFF
B: lol
B: how things been? besides hectic?
B: ??
You have just sent a nudge.
QueenG: good
QueenG: just feel like i could sleep for a week
QueenG: a walk past any dbl bed and i drool
B: lmfao
B: shame man
B: im sorry
QueenG: and it only monday :’(

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When Cigarettes become too expensive, smokers will find another solution.

QUITTING is not an option!!

PUFF n PASS!!

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