Needy me…

I want to go shopping… I want to spend all my bloody money.. I want to burn my credit and some!!!!

And I want to go splurge on a fabulous meal at the most overpriced place and not eat a thing!

I want to walk into a lingerie shop and buy everything there that makes me feel sexy and then even the stuff that doesn’t ..

I want to buy a dozen new pairs of shoes in fabulous colours and gorgeous heels…

I want to get a whole new wardrobe and be able to throw my old jeans at the minions that surround me…

I want to walk into the next shop and buy something and not even need it..

And why do I want to do all this??? Because I can….

I am officially tired of worrying about whether I should buy the bloody bra and if i really need it or not… I love lingerie and I dem well need to have it.. Look how pretty it is!!

Aargh!

Being a responsible mom sucks so much bloody donkey doo it just isn’t funny..

I don’t know why being a parent suddenly sucks the fun out of everything… But the reality is that before I buy anything for myself I first think about whether the money should be used for other more boring arb things such as food..

If I was just a singleton I wouldn’t worry about a dem thing.. My ass is big enough to skip the odd meal and demmit those jeans are just so worth it!

So the only alternative left to me in order to have guilt free shopping trips is to earn more than my kids can eat… And since they are two growing preteen and teen boys this is a task easier said than done! They eat anything they can outrun… (The bunny has had a few narrow escapes).

So I think I will work this weekend instead of obsessing about that shopping trip I feel is soooooooo long overdue.. I might drive (quite pathetically i might add) past a few shoppings centres and just wave at them and perhaps tag a few that I intend to abuse shortly..