Root of Sexy time.. Discovered!
After searching for many many years, one man finally discovered the root of all sex, nookie, sexy time, rompie pompie, shagging, etc etc ( you get the general direction, dont you 
)
So now we know what the turnips get up to under ground and where the baby turnips REALLY come from.. All those years being forced to study the lies of seeding and reseeding abolished!
hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm …
So what are you doing this sexy sunday??
- Are you being forced into some arb family commitment where you have to make nice with the relatives?
- Are you doing some menial chore you have been putting off until now???
- Are you sitting in front of the TV watching sport or some documentary on how to watch paint dry??
- Or are you planning to grab your loved one and discuss the root of all sexy time with some demonstrations thrown in for good measure??
Go on.. Sunday’s should be an Official day of Nookie as far as I am concerned.. Drop the kids off at the grannies or relatives to ease their neediness and get down to the nitty gritty with your sexy babe!!
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Thank you for thinking about it. Sorry about the minion-ness. I learned a new S.A. slang word today to add to my list: “jol”. Well, it’s a slow go with your slang, but I keep trying.
Roots? Are we blogging about roots now?
[It isn't any worse than my silly British Flag post yesterday. Much better, in fact.]
I’m loving your new look, by the way.
And, er – I spent yesterday driving
Max – yes.. we getting back to our roots baby! ahahaha
slang for the day… “Howzit my China!”
Shebee – Aw thanks man! I am still working on the tweaks.. but I love it!
You spent the day driving? So you put a steeringwheel in guys pants to drive him nuts?
Sounds awkward way of getting your groove on…lol
B
a sexy sunday would be a dream come true, stuck doing the family commitment thang!!!
btw~ also love your new look!
aaah sunday, definitely one of my favourite day’s of the week! cleaned up after damien’s birthday party, napped, watched f1 and went back to bed!
Hilarious!!
;PPP
It looks like a Mandrake actually.
Stef – Thanks! Sorry to hear you got dragged into family commits.. next time just send the kids…lol!
Angel- Sounds like you had a fab fab day!
Billy –
Bridget – I suppose it does.. But it also looks like a turnip… And it also looks like rompie pompie… So whatever it is…
Voila!
Aint it great!!
lol!!!