Bullshit of 2008
I tend to stay out of others squabbles and such because I have had enough drama in my life to last two lifetimes.. But when I stumble upon such Idiocracy as I had the misfortune to do this morning It is all I can do to contain myself! The drama began when “one times emotional cripple” got the boot… Then he got nasty and threw his business to the kerb and single handedly destroyed his company and personal name.. And why?? Why would anyone do this? Is it really worth it? Did she break his heart with unrequited love? He goes on and on about her being fake and her not being worth and wanting her to unfire him and all sorts.. But what does he REALLY hope to gain by all this? Obviously he has lost the plot if what I have discovered about him holds even...
5 o’clock niggles…
There is just no arguing with some people regarding somethings sometimes… Some people will do whatever it takes to get what they want. Even at the expense of themselves. Take Hairy Knuckle for instance, Here is a woman 29 years old who wanted another baby before she turned 30. Now this on its own is not a bad thing.. but take into consideration she is unmarried, no boyfriend, has no stable job (she does some real estate work now apparently though) already has two lovely girls and lives with her mom. Two weeks ago she attained her goal and gave birth to a little boy. The father is no where to be found or heard of.. And this is fine as far as she is concerned.. She just wanted the baby! She has also declared her intentions on finding a husband now. I fear for...
Sex and the city…
I have a vagina… I wake up each morning so grateful that I have one.. I just think she is wonderful.. I really do..!! But this is one of those things you are going to just have to take my word on… I can’t just be flashing her around willy-nilly giving all and sundry an eyefull of my candy! No, no, no… That will just definitely not do. I keep her nice and tidy at all times.. No crazy hairstyles or colourings like some people I know ( you know who you are).. And she is always presentable at a moments notice if the mood strikes. However, she also incorporates a mind and will of her own and tends to drag me into all sorts of naughty scenarios and settings.. I am at times only along for the ride !! At least once a day I have a Vagina...
Wax on – Wax off…
I just got the funniest email this morning that I felt Extremely noteworthy! I wish I knew who wrote it as it epitomizes the crap we as women put ourselves through each and ever 2-3 weeks (depending on how hirsute you are)! I love my waxist.. she is the best thing since slice cheese. She is kind and considerate and is the sweetest person ever… I travel 40km’s just to go see her each time and any woman who does waxing will understand Boyfriends come and go.. but your Gynae and Waxist is for life…:-) So here is the mail I read, Boys might not want to read on.. so consider yourself warned! Hair Removal…. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully...
Needy me… Chapter II
Saterday afternoon, I am having some tea in the lounge and Sexy G pounces upon me and smiling pulls me to my feet, grabs my bum and passionately kisses me till my toes curl, Once I regain my balance, breathe and realign myself he announces that we should go out for a little bit! Ok, Not a bad idea, Load shedding is scheduled in a few minutes and he probably saw the pityfull look on my face as I was paging through the magazines earlier (either that or the loudly exaggerated sighs). I needed no prompting!! I grabbed my bag, combed my hair and put on my shoes so fast he was still walking to the bedroom to grab his shoes! I was taking no chances he might change his mind… OK, So I left all my credit cards, debit cards, and all cash at home to avoid temptation as...
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