Driving like a puller..
I just have to say that yesterday I had the misfortune to be on the road with what appeared to be a wankers convention. I think it was official “If your a wanker, please go for a drive” day. And wankers are not just men mind you.. Had this little chickypoo cut me off in her white corsa thinking that I wont beat her with a wheel spanner just cos she is female.. But the truth is I was running late for a court date and I had left my toolbox at home… lucky her.. On my way home however this white van came screaming down the road in the opposite direction at about 120kmph (small residential road) and took over almost both lanes so that I was forced to ramp up on the sidewalk to avoid being crushed.. I know I should’ve turned the car around and...
Eina Arntie B…
I got an email today from a mate… who wants advice.. Lol!! Well I suppose I should don my Arntie B doekie on my head and throw some pearls of wisdom out there… Dear Arntie B, I need your help, please!! Just when you think you have you life on track, someone comes along to derail you. I sit here thinking “What the hekk am I thinking?”. I contemplated doing something that went against every thing I believed in and stood for. During the past few weeks I have thought of every cheesy cliche,as it sums up my life. Every reaction has an equally opposite reaction. I found something I wanted in the worst possible way, but I can’t and shouldn’t have it. “Caught between a rock and a really hard place” Its like been on...
OK, Who made him cry??
Got back from Gym this morning.. Popped my head into the office before going to shower just in case there were any urgency’s (I was late..) And Lo and Behold!! What did I walk into? Nobby… Crying… in fact I think the term best used is Caterwauling*.. Now I am dillema’d.. I cant hug the dude cos I am all sweaty and stinky and offending myself so I just tap tap him on the shoulder using my less offensive drinking bottle. “There there Nobby… What’s wrong Nobby? .. Nobby you are dripping snot on my gym shoes…” He points to his monitor and there it is… The text jumped out at me like a “Padda*” Someone Anonymously left a comment on his blog telling him he is boring!! Shame man! I can imagine his...
I am a voter..
I am so proud of TBMB and Expensive Mistakes for making it into the nominations this year!! I went over first thing and voted in all the categories and chose the ones I thought were winners.. I hope everyone agrees with me so that my bookie will have to cough up some moola when its all over! (we will all win.. aint that sweet!) I felt abit left out though since no one has picked up on my creative genius yet so I went over to the bloggers choice awards and nominated myself there! So mosey on over there and make me fee special why dont you!! OK, I have a pile of work to do today and I am getting meaningful glares from all sides in the office for not getting the work done … So will definitely post something more opinionated later!!! Heaven alone knows I...
My Smile
My Smile Standing in a crowd with a smile firmly painted on my face… No one seems to notice the strain it takes or the cracks that have appeared I stand there, alone amongst many, my smile never leaving its place. I am not sure how much longer this will remain to be true, The screaming in my head demanding to be heard, I stop, breathe and smile anew. “the voices wont win, the voices cant win..” I repeat to myself over and over. Everyone oblivious to the torment that occurs within, the struggle I fight, the light that is always dim.. I cant let them see, I cannot allow them to pity. There are so many of us who live with this, appearing normal, happy, content, A torrent of torment hidden successfully. So each day I strive to keep the voices within...
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