Blasphemy…
I can’t believe that our government* decided that easter was falling during an inconvenient time so they promptly shifted it one month back! Ok, I can.. just wanted to appear shocked… Whats next Christmas in November?? I told my boys because its a leap year the easter bunny only gives easter eggs to adults.. They weren’t happy… Now before you go all “shame man, cruel mother” on me, consider the facts… 1. they are 13 and 9 years old.. 2. they pretend to believe in the easter bunny for the chocolate.. and if they can play this game why cant I play along? B *government – I have since been told that the government is working in conjunction with the moon phases and Equinox… I am not aware of how dangerous this...
Was fun.. lol!
I know this is done to death but you must know this is all NEW to me! We have been exposed to load shedding and its horrors for the first time ever! On Monday we had no power between 12pm and 2.30pm.. Now at the time I thought they had just made a huge mistake and would soon see the error of their ways! So in all my knowingness ignored the looking at any schedules and other drab dull things and got on with things as usual.. Last night.. At approximately 4.45pm, I had just put “First Wave” on for D while I started preparing a simple yet delicious Chicken pasta.. J was in his room working on the 9 page assignment due the next day(left till last minute) and Sexy G was in the office working on a huge project and a problematic bit of code… You see...
Well, f?k you too then!
Arrgh!, The phone is ringing again.. I have a sinking suspicion who is on the other end and cringe inwardly at the thought. I force a smile on my face and expel the greeting spiel, “Thank you for calling …….” blah blah blah. I was right.. It was the venomous call from “Twiggy” I was expecting.. Her real name is obviously not “Twiggy” but we will call her that for now.. She was wanting to know what WE plan to do about her situation.. Her Situation being that she hasn’t paid her account but still wants us to restore her services… lol! Well I said to her if she pays her account I will restore her services for her. She went on to inform me that she is selling her business and once it has been sold she will...
Yikes…
Every guy’s dream come true… More camel toe than he can handle Seriously though.. Even her lips look overweight!! (the other lips..lol…look higher!) So after 8 weeks of Nazi workouts I can safely say that I still have lost 0kg’s and 8 weeks. But I will push on.. Just 4 weeks left to go.. Maybe on week 11, My fat will decide that enough is enough and bugger off!! I live in hope.. although Nobby pointed out that this will probably never happen if I continue to munch on Niknaks and PS Bars.. I think he is just full of poo and needs to just finish my theme already and stop caterwauling about not having any time to do it.. If this 12 week thingy doesnt pan out I might have to hand over my goodies and try again.. I can however say that I...
Arsef?k and his mental illness…
He was hospitalized once in the “psych ward” of Westville Hospital and there was OBVIOUSLY some mistake as he was released after only a week… He says it was sleep therapy but I am not so sure. He has exhibited wild and crazy behaviour over the years which include stalking me and peering in my bedroom window every night for two months ….Needless to say I was terrified when I found out! Then there was the time he gave himself a nickname and said things like “I am Jammo, the magic man!” or ” Woman throw themselves at me…” He is obviously delusional and I think he has gone off his meds again.. He really is such a useless wally!! He is now telling me that having the kids for the holidays are currently an...
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