Shhh… Don’t tell her mom!
Once upon a time, 21 years ago in fact… Two preteen girls met in a parking lot of a block of flats… They hissed at each other.. made catty remarks.. there was even some shoe throwing involved.. But at the end of the day they became the Best of Friends!!
The story continues through the years where they both got married, both had kids, both got fat, got thin, got fat again… And both got divorced..
Their story is not a sad one.. In fact their story is a truly remarkable and interesting one. They both loved together, laughed together, drank together, partied hard together and cried together… But most of all and best of all stayed together!
Meet QueenG and B !
Both are very very different in oh, so many ways…
QueenG is the hot one with the big boobs, blonde hair and attitude..
Whereas B is the funny, nerdy, brunette with attitude…
Together the boys never stood a chance and they left them all lusting for more..
The story has not yet come to an end.. But has only just begun a new chapter… Oh, and they have decided to have a party.. Inviting only a few people who they know will bring them pressies… No point in wasting good booze…
So we will watch these two and see if they will eventually carry out their threat to take over the world.. One suburb at a time.. Leaving their footprints in the hearts of all they meet…
One thing is for sure, though.
B loves QueenG…. and QueenG mustn’t forget the vodka like last time!!
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Oh how I wish I had a good friend like that. You are so lucky!
Still stalking you. You’re are turning out to be a funny lady. Guest post BritishSpeak sometime. Most of them already know who you are anyway. Keep it up. The funny writing, I mean.
EttaRose – Its been hard work..lol.. But she is definitely worth it!
Relax Max –
I like stalkers.. Have 4 on my phone and misscall them from time to time to make them happy…
BTW, who is “the most of them” ?? (more stalkers?)
You definitely have me piqued..lol..
B
@EttaRose–Several of my blog “regulars” and I are so tight it’s like family. I guess I still shoujldn’t just refer to them like that, should I.
Anyway, when you start seeing a new “interesting” entrecard “making the rounds”–well, let’s just say that new lovely kittycat has started to draw comments. Sad thing (or good thing??) most of my blog regulars are ladies. I usually try and clean up the week’s “undesireable” comments on Saturday night, so now is the time to visit before the Brits and Aussies start making naughty posts again to try and embarrass this poor American male. I hold my own with them pretty well. When I can understand them, that is.
Do try and stop by, both of you before the raunch starts piling up again. It’s britishspeak.blogspot.com We’ll leave the light on for you.
(unless you prefer the dark!–See how they’ve already degenerated me down to a double-entenre-ing fool?
Awwe, they sound like the best of friends! Hold on to one another because good friends are hard to find:-)
cool- so when’s the party!??!
If I promise to bring a present…can I come?
Awww, QueenG is crazy about B.. A friend like you comes along once in a life time, im so glad it was in mine……. I wont forget the vodka..
Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah love ya……
Relax Max – you sound like you got yourself a little harem there
..lmao!
Natalie – Yes they are… Yes they are…
Angel – 12th April… Pressies compulsary…I am needy!
Buffy – Of course… why not!! Yep, QG loves fresh blood..lol
QG – you better bloody well not or I am gonna tell your mom about this party and that you didnt want to invite her … HA!
Awwwww!
Demmet, you made say awww!
QueenG and B rock the boat!
“You made me”
What a nice story. Not too many of those these days.