They make easy targets…

Guys do get such a bad wrap don’t they?

A lot of it is their own fault though, mostly because of their own arrogance and stupidity they make themselves easy targets for women…

This is of course just a generalisation and does not in any way hold true for all men worldwide but I can safely say that the majority rules here..hmmm .. In fact if I were to to think of 20 guys I know only 2 don’t make the majority…so that is only 10% or 1 out of every ten..

So here are some things I know about men….

1. Men are sensitive in some very strange ways… If a guy goes to the fridge and he realises there is no more beer he will take it personally and get emotional
2. It takes 3 men to make popcorn.. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove
3. All men think they are nice guys.. Some of them are not.. Email me for a list of names
4. Men don’t maaind starting up a braai for a few tjops… There is an element of danger and it makes them feel “special”
5. Men don’t get cellulite… God must have been a man
6. They have an easier time buying swimming suits… They have two choices.. Nerdy or Not Nerdy (women have depressing and more depressing)
7. Men have higher body temperatures than us… I suggest you get a guy to share a bed with during winter.. They are like portable heaters that snore
8. If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget…he didn’t lose your number…he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you
9. Men hate to lose. I once beat my boyfriend in a game of Bookworm. Afterwards I asked him, “Are we going to have sex again?” He said, “Yes, but not with each other.”
10. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love you…I want to marry you…I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks
11. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
12. Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women’s dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.
13. Men have a clear conscious because it is rarely used..
14. Men are like TV ads.. you cant believe a word they say and they only last 60 seconds

I like guys, They are funny and quirky and so confident in all they do and can be so damn charming and sweet when they want to be.

What would we as women have to complain about if there were no men in the world??

“My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.”

— Roseanne Barr