I thought I vanquished that!

Mother-in-law (noun) -(muTH‘ir-in-lô)

Definition – husband’s mother, wife’s mother, mother by marriage, mater-in-law

Synonyms – snake plant, cruella de ville, the beast, busybody, tyrant, bloodsucker, satan’s spawn, boogeyman,

I was of the thought that the moment I got divorced I no longer would have to have any further dealings with the anomaly that spawned Arsef?k.. But this was not to be the case as it would appear once evil has you on its radar your life as you know it will forever be shrouded in darkness…

She from time to time will phone me and tell me that I need to be more considerate to arsf?k and his needs. WTF?

She feels that because I work from home and don’t have an official employer(aka eeking out a living the hard way) I can just take time off from work and carry the slack for her worthless son! I don’t think so!\

Have considered moving and changing my phone number, again. But she always manages to track me down.. Even Arsf?k doesn’t have my number but she does.. I think she has a voodoo doll and throws chicken bones for fun.

She told me on the phone yesterday that she has spoken to arsf?k and got his permission, his permission nogal, and that they both decided I should drive the 120km’s to her place and drop my boys off for her.. But I must make sure I collect them on Friday as she has other plans and doesn’t want to be late for them..

Why does she not drive down and fetch them? Why does arsf?k not come fetch them? Why should I let the boys go to stay with people who were directly responsible for the existence of arsf?k? In fact, Why doest she just ask me nicely if I don’t mind ? Just that alone would make a world of difference..

I mean arsf?k’s parents have never even slept in the same bed before.. I think it was wind pollination.. Yep, you heard me, twin beds.. and she says she just can’t stand sleeping in the same bed as him and therefore never has… Explains so much! He comes from a long line of looney’s that make my family seem like the “Waltons”.

So perhaps they will be safer with me… Yes, I do believe it would be safer…
I will not have her dictate to me and I think she has a helluva cheek ordering me around.. For heaven’s sake I am not married into that anymore and haven’t been for a long time. Why couldn’t she be a normal granny and phone the boys from time to time or pop in and visit when she is in the area? Why does she persist to be such a self ritious pain in the ass?? But I see where her son gets it from now.. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree..

B