Well, f?k you too then!

Arrgh!, The phone is ringing again.. I have a sinking suspicion who is on the other end and cringe inwardly at the thought.

I force a smile on my face and expel the greeting spiel, “Thank you for calling …….” blah blah blah.

I was right.. It was the venomous call from “Twiggy” I was expecting.. Her real name is obviously not “Twiggy” but we will call her that for now..

She was wanting to know what WE plan to do about her situation.. Her Situation being that she hasn’t paid her account but still wants us to restore her services… lol!

Well I said to her if she pays her account I will restore her services for her. She went on to inform me that she is selling her business and once it has been sold she will stop paying again even though the contract is in her name. Now ordinarily I would listen to the client and together we will come to an agreement to suit both parties.. But not this scathing harlot who tries to blame everyone but herself for her own incompetence/stupidity and expects EVERYTHING for free… The same woman who told me over the phone that I must play ball and not expect everything my way! Since when does wanting an overdue account to be settled by a client wanting everything my way? Bearing in mind we only suspended part of her services and still allow her access to some of her services.

She can kiss my gorgeous ass all week and I wont piss on her gums if her teeth were on fire! Who does she think she is shouting at me because she doesn’t want to pay for a service she still wants?

I think she must’ve fallen out of the stupid tree and hit each and every branch on the way down.

Now “Twiggy” has requested to speak to the other business partner because I don’t seem to be seeing things her way or perhaps she thinks that if I had a penis I would be more malleable when she bats her eyelids and pulls the “helpless woman” act?

Why do people think they can behave in such an atrocious manner and then turn around and act all injured because they got their ass kicked?

I am an ass kicker.. I will only tolerate a certain amount of crap before throwing it back at them. I understand that some people have bad days and sometimes things can get abit emotional for others… But DO NOT for one minute think that I am going to take a verbal beating on the phone from you because you are uninformed about the running of your own business.

I am not upset by this incident as much as disappointed in “Twiggy” for behaving in such an irrational and vulgar manner.

Well, lets see what Monday brings and hopefully I won’t have to deal with her anymore…

B