Nobby is a “wit ou”.. Who knew?
I fell off of my chair this morning.. My jaw dislocated.. Nobby has truly managed to shock me to the bone! I read a comment he made on Bridget where he said “…Word Kaf…Nah just ain’t right comin from a wit ou!..” OMW! He appears to have cahoonies made of brass (aka brass balls).. Thought he made abit of a clanging noise lately when he walked..hmm The context of the text is important though and his context was defending me and my Brilliance.. Yes, I am a worthy individual and he knows this cos I tell him every dem day! As for those individuals (you know who you are) who tolerate me to get in good with ol’ Nobby… I am’s watching you, chickypoo… P.S. Check poll below.. Be the first to...
Shhh… Don’t tell her mom!
Once upon a time, 21 years ago in fact… Two preteen girls met in a parking lot of a block of flats… They hissed at each other.. made catty remarks.. there was even some shoe throwing involved.. But at the end of the day they became the Best of Friends!! The story continues through the years where they both got married, both had kids, both got fat, got thin, got fat again… And both got divorced.. Their story is not a sad one.. In fact their story is a truly remarkable and interesting one. They both loved together, laughed together, drank together, partied hard together and cried together… But most of all and best of all stayed together! Meet QueenG and B ! Both are very very different in oh, so many ways… QueenG is the hot one...
They make easy targets…
Guys do get such a bad wrap don’t they? A lot of it is their own fault though, mostly because of their own arrogance and stupidity they make themselves easy targets for women… This is of course just a generalisation and does not in any way hold true for all men worldwide but I can safely say that the majority rules here..hmmm .. In fact if I were to to think of 20 guys I know only 2 don’t make the majority…so that is only 10% or 1 out of every ten.. So here are some things I know about men…. Men are sensitive in some very strange ways… If a guy goes to the fridge and he realises there is no more beer he will take it personally and get emotional It takes 3 men to make popcorn.. One to hold the pan and two others to show off...
Finally!!!
OMW, I am so flippen happy-happy!! My new theme…you like?? Look at all the pretty pink!! oooohhhhh… Thank You Nobby!!! Thank you – Thank you !! For those of you who are unaware Nobby does not like pink.. lol .. In fact working on my theme was a truly painful experience for him and he was often found screaming at his LCD and could only work on it on 20 min stretches at a time.. Shame man.. He was unbelievably tortured by this! So Thank You once again.. B P.S. There is a poll at the bottom and feedback is always fabulous!! P.P.S. this also means I no longer have to hump his leg…which is just as well cos it is helluva awkward when he is walking around…. Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
I thought I vanquished that!
Mother-in-law (noun) -(muTH‘ir-in-lô) Definition – husband’s mother, wife’s mother, mother by marriage, mater-in-law Synonyms – snake plant, cruella de ville, the beast, busybody, tyrant, bloodsucker, satan’s spawn, boogeyman, I was of the thought that the moment I got divorced I no longer would have to have any further dealings with the anomaly that spawned Arsef?k.. But this was not to be the case as it would appear once evil has you on its radar your life as you know it will forever be shrouded in darkness… She from time to time will phone me and tell me that I need to be more considerate to arsf?k and his needs. WTF? She feels that because I work from home and don’t have an official employer(aka eeking out a...
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