A butler with a difference…
OMW!! So I went to the Sexpo with Sexy G … Rode the Giant Mechanical Dildo… Looked at all the T-shirts… Saw some guys on stage do a voice over on a cheap pornclip and Watched Arianna Star manoeuvre her self beautifully in a rope dance… I also saw Pricasso in action and all I can say is that his Johnson is being abused… Someone should do an intervention…I am sure penises were not designed to be dipped in paints and used as a paintbrush.. shame man.. (Dear Penis song comes to mind) Perhaps he is impotent and its the only thing its actually good for now?? Still, Shame man!! The Pole dancing was great to watch! Must be cool to able to flip yourself around a pole like a pretzel effortlessly!.. Saw lots of Porn..No need to elaborate...
Psycho for hire…
This is it… Arsef?k phoned me this morning to tell me that he is on a drip… (Yes, I see the irony in this) It is his weekend and I have plans.. And as any divorced mother knows.. we plan our weekends that we have off extensively… So after I enquired as to whats wrong with him all I got was a vague “some bug I think” OMG.. Can he please credit me with some intelligence? He has obviously made other plans for the evening and now needs me to keep the boys till tomorrow. So after asking a few more questions it turns out he isn’t as ill as he first thought and will pick the boys up at 5pm. (He is apparently well enough to go to work after his drip session…lol) I don’t know why but I think he was upset with me at this...
I want to go but …
I just got the phonecall from W.. (Sexy G’s Sister) W - Do you know whats on at ICC? B - Nope, whats up? W - You and Sexy G should go… B - I would be able to decide if I want to go if I knew what I was going to?? W - Oh yeah right! Its the SEXPO! B - Oh OK! That’s this weekend isn’t it? W - Yes, are you going? B - Would love to but But Sexy G has Long Bike Ride Saterday And Midmar Race on Sunday.. Queen G has to work all weekend and I don’t know anyone else who would watch Pricasso use his penis to paint my portrait W - uhmm Well. Ooo K After a few seconds of thinking about her first statement to me … B - So why did you think Sexy G and I should go?? You think we Porn freaks or something? Huh huh huh?? W - No no no...
Supposed to be mushy…
February is synonymous with flowers, hearts, candy and all that other crap. Most woman would say how they Hate all the mushiness and its all commercialized and they don’t go for that… Don’t believe them… its a trap! They want you to surprise them with a romantic dinner, candles(<-not Eskom induced either) and some sparkly bits which they can use to adorn their fingers or neckline… If you don’t surprise them or plan an event of momentous and expensive proportions.. and you actually believe them when they say they want nothing then they will quietly except this fact and life for you will be hard.. very, very hard.. And not the hard that you want either.. no – no – no.. that will go soft…very, very...
Dating… whats the buzz?
My GF is looking to go back on the market in the search for *Coke and asked me to help her write the dialogue required such as About me and My Ideal Match.. So off I go and went to go look at the site and see what kinda help she needed and I have to say WOW! Who knew there were so many people who are looking for *love ? And most of them are HOT! Whats wrong with them I have to ask myself… Do they get violent while they sleep?? Are they Nose pickers?? Do they have S&M tendencies?? Do they want to call their gf’s pet names like mommy..(eeeuw) Are they slightly underendowed?? Do their periwinkles willow??? Do they suffer from Halitoses and no one told them?? The list is endless… I suppose it could be any of the above and maybe more… I...
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