How to insult with style…
William Shakespeare was a bugger afterall!! As history goes no-one could insult with such prolific superlatives as he could… And since I feel that this art form of insulting has almost become lost on us I am going to share with you a handy little guide on how to insult with great prowess!! Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with “Thou”: Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven common-kissing ...
Red or not red..
I am not sure why but I have been doing Red alot lately… I painted my Nails“Fire Engine Red” .. been unconsciously choosing red items out of my wardrobe to wear and find myself drawn to Red items in general… I even discovered to my surprise that I have even opted for a Red Wallpaper on my computer screen!! How whacked is that?? Why would I do all this?? I am not sure if this is because we have just come off the back of V day or not or if its because I am feeling very daring or if its just that I feel a need for a change from the normal jeans and white top.. I do know that I need to know more about this red if it is going to invade my space as it has… ~ Red (n) 1. a. The hue of the long-wave end of the visible spectrum, evoked...
Nobby is an Ad whore..
I just saw Nobby’s Blog… And I am sad to say that he is nothing but an ad-whore. He has signed himself up for any and all advertising agencies and in doing so his site now looks like a Xmas tree farting lightworks in the dark… Ai ya ya! I need to wear my shades now to read his posts and since I am not a trendy “wear my sunglasses indoors” kinda gal I think I need to have a word with him.. But how do I say “Nobby your site looks like kak please fix it!” in a polite manner whereby he wont start crying all over the place returning the pink socks and all the rest? I blame myself really… I do… It all started with me giving Nobby those socks.. Now he wears these pink socks to work each day thinking he is Arnold...
Talk about asking for a beating!
Amagine the scene! You find out that your husband entered the Bachelor of the East Coast competition held by the local radio station and is standing in the middle of Argyle Road with a Board in front of him asking for your bloody vote!! I would vote for him… “Asswipe of the Year” … But My ex wins that hands down each year.. I would kill first and ask questions later… But that is just me being soft … What a thing to do!! Johan Liebenerg where ever you may be hiding… I hope your mom gives you a fatsmack and locks you in the garage!! B Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This:
Needy Nominee …
I have noticed an increase in NOMINATE ME Buttons on blogs.. Yes it is that time again where everyone willl pimp themselves for the glory of being the best in something.. First of all you must all know I nominated myself… Because IF you don’t love yourself then why should anyone else.. I then forced Nobby to nominate me and phoned all my family (sorry boetie) and told them I know where they live and if they don’t dem well nominate me I am bound to come visit… So that’s done.. I may not win the 20 bucks but at least I have been nominated J !! If they had some fancy ass prizes like a laptop or adult world vouchers I might consider sprucing up my site with all the bling bling javascripts I have been threatening to do for ages, but since its only 20...
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