Fridays..Normally a day to let your worries go and look forward to the weekend…
But this Friday was not such a great one.. The promise of the weekend just wasnt enough. It was one of those “OMG I hate my life” Fridays for both my gf QueenG and myself…
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Our Vagina Dialogue
QG – Going to tie a rock around my ankle and throw myself in the ocean..
B – Lol !
B – Your luck you will probably pick up the only sponge rock available and float to the surface and bob around the ocean for weeks … Before being rescued by a group of horny lesbian women ..
QG – Hey! At least it will be peaceful
B – Until the Lesbians get there..
B – OMW! Just had a horrible thought! What if you like it and become a lesbo and then I have to call you “fannylicker” ?
QG – I THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT USE BAD WORDS ANYMORE! THATS WHY YOU RESIGNED AS MY P.A. !!!
B – your shouting at me…
B – besides I had no other way to say it politely
QG – So then I can tear up your letter of resignation?
B – *sigh* , yes, tear away…
QG – Ahhh , your too kind!
B – lol
… couple hours later …
QG – ag, you so cute man
B – whaddaya mean I’m cute…
B – Just sat in the principles office for over an hour 
Felt like highschool all over again
QG – You’re supposed to say thank you when someone pays you a compliment
B – I’m sorry, just had a fight on the phone with arsf?k..
B – It has been a very long day for me.. I think I am going to share that rock with you …
B – Best I choose the rock for us though… Not in the mood to float back up and get molested by lesbians…
QG – PMSFL, at least you can laugh!
B – I am laughing with my outside voice, my inside voice is plotting the demise of others..
QG – I will be your evil nemisis !!
B – Thanks! Will you help me clean the rock? hate the thought of something grubby on my ankle…
QG – yeah I will help you
QG – We will be like Thelma and Louise
B – Ill be Thelma, she had better hair
B – Gotta go, kids keep peering at me like I am supposed to do something…
QG – k, mwaaaaah!
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Now I am left with the task of finding a rock strong enough to haul both QG’s and my ass to the bottom of the ocean and keep it there and keep us safe from lesbians.. How do I get myself into these things??
B
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Thanks for the laugh on a Monday morning.
Soon as you have that rock call me,i still wanna go.
Mwaaaah.
Well, like the rest of the nation, you don’t care about proper spelling on IM I see.
What does PMSFL stand for?
Can I come and share the sponge with you as well?
teehee
sorry… brief insane giggle at memories of me in the principals office about damien, over and over and over again. haven’t done it in a while, but if i don’t giggle about it i’ll cry.
glugs won’t let me share your rock i don’t think…
QG – Laugh while you can bokkie… I am going this saterday rock hunting..
Bridget – I don’t care much about spelling on IM … My fingers get tired… And yes, you can share the sponge, but as part payment for said sponge I plan to throw you to lesbians first.. QG seems to keen..
Angel- let me speak to Glugs.. I can be persuasive in all matters pertaining to rock!
B