A butler with a difference…

OMW!!

So I went to the Sexpo with Sexy G … Rode the Giant Mechanical Dildo… Looked at all the T-shirts… Saw some guys on stage do a voice over on a cheap pornclip and Watched Arianna Star manoeuvre her self beautifully in a rope dance…

I also saw Pricasso in action and all I can say is that his Johnson is being abused… Someone should do an intervention…I am sure penises were not designed to be dipped in paints and used as a paintbrush.. shame man.. (Dear Penis song comes to mind) Perhaps he is impotent and its the only thing its actually good for now?? Still, Shame man!!

The Pole dancing was great to watch! Must be cool to able to flip yourself around a pole like a pretzel effortlessly!.. Saw lots of Porn..No need to elaborate on that
There was an array of scents and tablets that guarantees you will go longer and larger and sing songs and do aerobics and all that sort of kak by just choosing the right combination of drugs.. I don’t think they work because if they did why are so many people out there still going shagless??

Speaking of which.. There was one thing there that took my breath away.. I stood gaping at the demo until Sexy G told me my mouth was open..

But let me tell you a little bit about this doodat thingymajig…

His name is “Max” and he is a Studbutler.

Max lives in a bag in your cupboard and looks like MiniMe …lol

He comes with various attachments and can lie on his back.. sit up right or angle himself..

He is the one doll you do not want your daughter to play dressup with… LMFAO!

Oh and since we live in SA, best you hook him up to your generator so that ESKOM doesn’t load shed before you get a chance…

B