Supposed to be mushy…
February is synonymous with flowers, hearts, candy and all that other crap. Most woman would say how they Hate all the mushiness and its all commercialized and they don’t go for that… Don’t believe them… its a trap! They want you to surprise them with a romantic dinner, candles(<-not Eskom induced either) and some sparkly bits which they can use to adorn their fingers or neckline… If you don’t surprise them or plan an event of momentous and expensive proportions.. and you actually believe them when they say they want nothing then they will quietly except this fact and life for you will be hard.. very, very hard.. And not the hard that you want either.. no – no – no.. that will go soft…very, very...
Dating… whats the buzz?
My GF is looking to go back on the market in the search for *Coke and asked me to help her write the dialogue required such as About me and My Ideal Match.. So off I go and went to go look at the site and see what kinda help she needed and I have to say WOW! Who knew there were so many people who are looking for *love ? And most of them are HOT! Whats wrong with them I have to ask myself… Do they get violent while they sleep?? Are they Nose pickers?? Do they have S&M tendencies?? Do they want to call their gf’s pet names like mommy..(eeeuw) Are they slightly underendowed?? Do their periwinkles willow??? Do they suffer from Halitoses and no one told them?? The list is endless… I suppose it could be any of the above and maybe more… I...
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