I spent some time last night getting that project of mine underway… It isn’t an easy thing to tackle as it is a series of photographs depicting my family, which I am placing in frames to give to my siblings..

It is really tough looking upon the smiling faces of your parents and missing them so much it physically hurts. I wish I could just snuggle up with my mom sometimes while discussing the fact that the country is going to the dogs with my dad.

Funny how even though you know that your parents will ultimately (under normal circumstances) pass away before you..when it happens it still comes as a shock and you feel cheated that they dared to leave so soon when you still have so many questions remaining..

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It finally happened!! I fought tooth and nail, nevertheless I lost the battle…

Dem this bloody crap..

I blame the bike, Sexy G’s brother-in-law and Giba Gorge!

First I had to put up with constant training, 4am excursions to Giba Gorge all the time and now he has gone on a 4 day trip to the berg to do the Sani2C…

In all fairness he did tell me in December that he wanted to do this and I said OK, Fine.. But I wasn’t serious!! I mean fine isn’t even a word, everyone knows that it’s code for “I am not happy and don’t understand why you are asking me such an obvious question, now go do the dishes and stop bothering me”

Ok, I suppose it is only 4 days and I am a big girl and can take care of myself and all the other blah-blah crap that goes with it. But it is the first time I have had to sleep without him cuddling me in a VERY long time. So I am having abandonment issues.. And since I’m on diet – consoling myself with chocolate is not an option open to me.

When he gets back he better not have had too much dem fun while I am holding down the fort here at work! If he knows whats good for him he will tell me how awful it was and how much he regrets going , etc etc…

Followed by copious amounts of foot-rubs…

So last night I spent the night watching movies by myself and tonight I think I will finish the photographic project I have been ignoring for the past two months.

For now though, I am Dormant…

B

P.S. I have some planned modifications for his bike upon his return (see pic below)

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I am very pleased today!!

I have had to put up with my own dreary Theme for my blog and I can honestly say I am sick of my amateurish result!!

I am brilliant in alot of things but drawing pictures was never something I could do well…

So my Motto is If you cant do something yourself make new friends..

And after weeks of constant badgering, pleading, begging, tea-making, sock knitting, pen throwing, and generally just making myself known to Nobby, He has finally agreed to DESIGN MY BLOG THEME!! (It goes to show that “stalking till they panic and give in” does indeed work!)

Wooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Party party party!!

I was so dem excited that I kinda almost fainted when he announced that I should please stop humping his leg – He will do the design..

So know I wait.. Patience was never my virtue.. So I have taken to walking past his desk in 5 min intervals till he finishes it.. He has mumbled from time to time that it may take a week.. but I am sure I can convince a better deadline from him!

B

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Fridays..Normally a day to let your worries go and look forward to the weekend…

But this Friday was not such a great one.. The promise of the weekend just wasnt enough. It was one of those “OMG I hate my life” Fridays for both my gf QueenG and myself…

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Our Vagina Dialogue

QG – Going to tie a rock around my ankle and throw myself in the ocean..

B – Lol !

B – Your luck you will probably pick up the only sponge rock available and float to the surface and bob around the ocean for weeks … Before being rescued by a group of horny lesbian women ..

QG – Hey! At least it will be peaceful

B – Until the Lesbians get there..

B – OMW! Just had a horrible thought! What if you like it and become a lesbo and then I have to call you “fannylicker” ?

QG – I THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT USE BAD WORDS ANYMORE! THATS WHY YOU RESIGNED AS MY P.A. !!!

B – your shouting at me…

B – besides I had no other way to say it politely

QG – So then I can tear up your letter of resignation?

B – *sigh* , yes, tear away…

QG – Ahhh , your too kind!

B – lol

… couple hours later …

QG – ag, you so cute man

B – whaddaya mean I’m cute…

B – Just sat in the principles office for over an hour Felt like highschool all over again

QG – You’re supposed to say thank you when someone pays you a compliment

B – I’m sorry, just had a fight on the phone with arsf?k..

B – It has been a very long day for me.. I think I am going to share that rock with you …

B – Best I choose the rock for us though… Not in the mood to float back up and get molested by lesbians…

QG – PMSFL, at least you can laugh!

B – I am laughing with my outside voice, my inside voice is plotting the demise of others..

QG – I will be your evil nemisis !!

B – Thanks! Will you help me clean the rock? hate the thought of something grubby on my ankle…

QG – yeah I will help you

QG – We will be like Thelma and Louise

B – Ill be Thelma, she had better hair

B – Gotta go, kids keep peering at me like I am supposed to do something…

QG – k, mwaaaaah!

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Now I am left with the task of finding a rock strong enough to haul both QG’s and my ass to the bottom of the ocean and keep it there and keep us safe from lesbians.. How do I get myself into these things??

B

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Have you noticed how certain cars are just iconic??

I have always felt that restored older cars(anything older than 10 years) are far better than newer cars … It is easy to have a sexy sleek new car but this is not as easy an accomplished look with an older “been around the block a few thousand times” car…

And there are those cars that just don’t make it past 10 years with style.. eg. Mitsubishi Tredia LOL!.. How many of those have you seen on the road? And those that you have seen how many of those aren’t dragging their boots behind them? LMFAO!

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I also don’t know any people who go to bed at night dreaming of a “CHANA” or “MAHINDRA”. Salivating at the bit to get behind the steeringwheel (or spanner) of one of them babies! Quite honestly, A car held together with glue is not what I call a sound investment in longevity. But I suppose there are some people out there who do buy these cars as I see them on the road.. My only question is WHY? But before I think anyone can answer that we need to remember that some people still believe that Mugabi is a great guy…

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William Shakespeare was a bugger afterall!!

As history goes no-one could insult with such prolific superlatives as he could…

And since I feel that this art form of insulting has almost become lost on us I am going to share with you a handy little guide on how to insult with great prowess!!

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with “Thou”:

Column 1	     Column 2            Column 3 

bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage 

beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle 

bootless            beetle-headed       bladder 

churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig 

cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear 

clouted             clay-brained        bum-bailey 

craven              common-kissing      canker-blossom 

currish             crook-pated         clack-dish 

dankish             dismal-dreaming     clotpole 

dissembling         dizzy-eyed          coxcomb

artless             base-court          apple-john 

droning             doghearted          codpiece 

errant              dread-bolted        death-token 

fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry 

fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon 

froward             fat-kidneyed        flax-wench 

frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill 

gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker 

goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian 

gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet 

impertinent         fool-born           gudgeon 

infectious          full-gorged         haggard 

jarring             guts-griping        harpy 

loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig 

lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast 

mammering           hedge-born          hugger-mugger 

mangled             hell-hated          joithead 

mewling             idle-headed         lewdster 

paunchy             ill-breeding        lout 

pribbling           ill-nurtured        maggot-pie 

puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm 

puny                milk-livered        mammet 

qualling            motley-minded       measle 

rank                onion-eyed          minnow 

reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant 

roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp 

ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news 

saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook 

spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg 

spongy              rude-growing        pignut 

surly               rump-fed            puttock 

tottering           shard-borne         pumpion 

unmuzzled           sheep-biting        ratsbane 

vain                spur-galled         scut 

venomed             swag-bellied        skainsmate 

villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet 

warped              tickle-brained      varlot 

wayward             toad-spotted        vassal 

weedy               unchin-snouted      whey-face 

yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail

Go On!! I am sure you know at least one person you can test this on…

B

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I am not sure why but I have been doing Red alot lately…

I painted my Nails“Fire Engine Red” .. been unconsciously choosing red items out of my wardrobe to wear and find myself drawn to Red items in general… I even discovered to my surprise that I have even opted for a Red Wallpaper on my computer screen!!

How whacked is that?? Why would I do all this??

I am not sure if this is because we have just come off the back of V day or not or if its because I am feeling very daring or if its just that I feel a need for a change from the normal jeans and white top..

I do know that I need to know more about this red if it is going to invade my space as it has…

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I just saw Nobby’s Blog…

And I am sad to say that he is nothing but an ad-whore.

He has signed himself up for any and all advertising agencies and in doing so his site now looks like a Xmas tree farting lightworks in the dark…

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Amagine the scene!

You find out that your husband entered the Bachelor of the East Coast competition held by the local radio station and is standing in the middle of Argyle Road with a Board in front of him asking for your bloody vote!!

I would vote for him… “Asswipe of the Year” … But My ex wins that hands down each year..

I would kill first and ask questions later… But that is just me being soft …

What a thing to do!!

Johan Liebenerg where ever you may be hiding… I hope your mom gives you a fatsmack and locks you in the garage!!

B

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I have noticed an increase in NOMINATE ME Buttons on blogs..

Yes it is that time again where everyone willl pimp themselves for the glory of being the best in something..
First of all you must all know I nominated myself… Because IF you don’t love yourself then why should anyone else..

I then forced Nobby to nominate me and phoned all my family (sorry boetie) and told them I know where they live and if they don’t dem well nominate me I am bound to come visit…

So that’s done.. I may not win the 20 bucks but at least I have been nominated J !!

If they had some fancy ass prizes like a laptop or adult world vouchers I might consider sprucing up my site with all the bling bling javascripts I have been threatening to do for ages, but since its only 20 measly bucks and some button that says I AM DA BALM ..

I will settle for some threats to family and friends for votes and keep on my cynical anti- benevolent jabber.

Don’t get me wrong… I WANT YOUR VOTE!..

I am very competitive by nature and might still bling the site up if I get a chance between now and then… But I don’t really have the time and I have to work and so I will pretend (at least to myself) that I don’t really need to win …*sigh*

QueenG if you are reading this I need a visit… I need you to come and cheer me up and drink vodka by the pool with me this weekend please.. I on my knees here baby!

B

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