I have just about chewed my nails to the first digit…
Highschool is cruel… We all remember those bloody initiations of Standard 6… Buggers from matric that get free reign on the poor newbies who enter the school all bright eyed and bushy tailed… Most of which woke up waaaayyyy too early and got dressed for the first time ever hours before the sparrows even fart… And what did they get in return for the eagerness of the first day?? Bibs, hats, aprons and being allocated as some matriculants skivvy for two weeks!! Talk about breaking down all self esteem and school spirit before it has a chance to begin.. So keeping these horrid thoughts in mind I relinquished my eldest to these wolves this morning !! I will take my wheelspanner out the boot of my car and wield it at anyone who messes with my...
It happens to everyone…
I had the misfortune to bump into Hairy Knuckle again yesterday… ! We were dropping off Sexy G’s little pumpkins and almost got away unscathed except of course in all things crappy we heard this screeech! from across the carpark..I thought someone skinned a cat but alas It was Hairy Knuckle bellowing for some attention… So off we go to hear what troubles her this time, only to regret making eye contact with her at all. She then asks me a question and I look at her baffled… So I reply as politely as I could ” Now you want to talk to me?” She looks at me and thinks about it and then replies ” No, I dont want to..” So I said to her as evenly as I could without laughing ” Well then Don’t, Thanks!” The...
Fat thighs .. Flabby arms …
After lots of cuddling and deliberation this morning I finally got out of bed… stumbled to the bathroom… stripped off all my clothes… took a deep breathe and eventually just said f*k it and got on the dem scale… Well to say I wasn’t happy is an understatement.. I need to change this or resign myself to tents for dresses and wobbles for walks… But how? Do I starve myself on the TLC diet(bloody nazi’s) or do I embrace the gym and all its facilities or do I try the chocolate and popcorn diet? I am just soo confused between all the different diet guru’s and gym psycho’s all offering their 5c of advice.. Personally I would prefer something that would involve me going to bed and waking up 7 days later 10kg’s...
They are due any minute…
… I can barely contain my delight!! They are coming home!!.. They are finally coming home!!.. My handsome boys are coming home!! I haven’t seen them since boxing day.. Feels like forever… When they walk in the door I need to just give them a quick hiding so that they know they are home and then we can get on with the chore distribution for the new year etc.. hehehehe Naaa… I will just sit with them and cuddle them and kiss them .. but I just know I will have to listen to all the horror stories that I am sure will ensue from their visit with their other useless parental unit(Arsef?k). Any subject that does not revolve around him he is clueless in.. But that’s alright because I have taught my boys to be self sufficient and give them...
Nobby can read…
I walked past Nobby’s Desk and found his face pressed up against his LCD and asked him if he was testing it for compatibility or something… He looked at me and said that he was reading an article on Drawing pictures…To say I was surprised is an understatement, I had no idea he could read!! I learn new things each day… This is now officially a centre of learning.. My mom woulda been proud of me! So I asked him what he learnt from the “drawing pictures article”, and he said he can’t tell me cos I will put it in my blog.. Imagine that!.. hahaha.. He is learning fast too!!… See this Learning centre thing is working out quite well.. So after much badgering from my side he finally conceded to show me abit and this is...
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