This is me being nice …

I broke a chair last week.. the seat is snapped in half.. I blame my ass.. Now you all know why I am under the care of Bloody Nazi’s to combat the arsefactor attached to me.. Yesterday at my very first session to lift weights on my upper body muscle group I discovered that I have something Sexy G keeps referring to as a tricep… So now that he enabled this bloody thing it does nothing but hurt! I am not happy… How do I disable it and why the hell is it not just shutting up? Sexy G is very aware of my unhappiness.. but he just laughs when I talk to him about it.. He says I do wonderful squats.. WTF? Of course I do!! I am a girl and as all girls know .. If we cant squat professionally then we are doomed when it comes to public toilets.. I...