Fat thighs .. Flabby arms …

After lots of cuddling and deliberation this morning I finally got out of bed… stumbled to the bathroom… stripped off all my clothes… took a deep breathe and eventually just said f*k it and got on the dem scale…

Well to say I wasn’t happy is an understatement.. I need to change this or resign myself to tents for dresses and wobbles for walks…

But how? Do I starve myself on the TLC diet(bloody nazi’s) or do I embrace the gym and all its facilities or do I try the chocolate and popcorn diet?

I am just soo confused between all the different diet guru’s and gym psycho’s all offering their 5c of advice..

Personally I would prefer something that would involve me going to bed and waking up 7 days later 10kg’s lighter.. I think I’ll call it Sleep2Skinny…

So as soon as someone has figured out how this can be done please email me…

Until then I think I am going to be approaching some gym psychos taking along my own whips and leather to save on the cost..

B

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Posted by Briget on Jan 12, 2008 in My Armpits | 2 comments

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  1. Bridget
    Jan 14, 2008

    B,

    It’s called liposuction hun! Go for it! Use your tax refund. Seven hours later you will wake up a goddess with a tummy that would make Jessica Simpson swoon in envy.

    I’m there too. My scale and I are not talking at the moment. The newest reason I have given myself for not losing weight?
    “I lose weight now and everyone will think living with The Pickle is stressing me out! I’ll weight another year!” I think it’s a brilliant excuse!

    B.

  2. B
    Jan 14, 2008

    Hey B

    Sexy G thinks I should cycle more with him… :-( I must say it hurts my arse!

    I think you may be right.. wonder how much it costs? Do they charge by the kilo or by the centimeter?

    B

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