Her Highness needs to be appeased…

My girlfriend, Queen Gee, is not happy.

And when she is not happy then no one is allowed to be either…

I got the phonecall a few hours ago and I am concerned about how I am going to make her happy before she sends the message out and the earth stops turning and we all fall off as a consequence..

She feels that I don’t give her enough attention right now and demands more from me..

So Sexy G and I are planning exorbitant foot rubs and facials at the moment for her and then we plan to collect her from the trappings of labour for some much needed Royal treatment…

I am hoping this will work… Maybe I should include Chocies and Vodka.. or we could always have another NY jol in the pool and I can be her plastic lilo while she paddles around the pool ordering drinks from Sexy G…

It’s all worth it though at the end of the day… She is Queen Gee after all!!

And I cannot function more than a week without a good dose of her.. She looks after me to.. she is well connected and orders hits on people who make me cry… The only reason why arsef?k is still alive is cos he pays maintenance… If he stops doing this his usefulness dies with him.. 🙂

Queen Gee, If you are reading this please know how much I love you and worship you from all angles. You are my Muse… Nobby has not replaced you… He never could !!

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!

B