Her Highness needs to be appeased…

My girlfriend, Queen Gee, is not happy. And when she is not happy then no one is allowed to be either… I got the phonecall a few hours ago and I am concerned about how I am going to make her happy before she sends the message out and the earth stops turning and we all fall off as a consequence.. She feels that I don’t give her enough attention right now and demands more from me.. So Sexy G and I are planning exorbitant foot rubs and facials at the moment for her and then we plan to collect her from the trappings of labour for some much needed Royal treatment… I am hoping this will work… Maybe I should include Chocies and Vodka.. or we could always have another NY jol in the pool and I can be her plastic lilo while she paddles around the...