People who have no lives…
Ntropee is a wannabe.. Wannabe writer… Wannabe friend… Wannabe invited to parties… Wannabe getting sexy time if even Borat can get it… I think that he should stop and think.. yes I said it.. I didnt want to have to do this but there you go.. I did.. He/she needs to think.. And once he/she has managed to switch on that part of his dusty cerebral functions he/she needs to use this thinking machinism and think about things in he/she’s life that might perhaps be interesting and grab hold of it quickly and write about that instead of copy – paste others ingenious efforts… If he/she needs help he/she needs to just drop me a note and I will point he/she in the right direction no problem! B P.S. Clause B is there for a...
unbelievable stuff…
I watched a movie on the weekend… If you can call this a movie is something of a debate.. was more of a documentary of horror proportions.. I learn’t all about FA’s and Feeders and other nastiness!! What am I talking about? “Fat girls and their feeders”. If you have seen this show then you will understand all I am saying.. FA = Fat admirer Feeder = a guy who just force-feeds girls into getting as large as possible! They Grow their girls.. yes Grow.. arseholes.. WTF? Why would a person want to force feed anyone into a life of horror? Gina is the main character in the show who just looks so desperately sad all the time .. almost a pleading look for someone to end this life of hers .. and she is still doing all she can to keep...
demmit & morons…
Just when you think things are going smoothly all the planets will get together and align themselves just to remind you that life is a madam and you are her bitch… So I get the phone-call at work on Friday.. you know the one.. “..Hello J’s Mom, Please don’t panic he is fine now…” Blood drains from your body and you are afraid of what you are about to hear next.. “..J had an accident while on his team building exercise and a log rolled onto him and I am afraid his nail has been ripped off of his finger and you will need to collect him and take him to the medical centre..” OMW!! Is that all .. no problem this is no problem ..really.. why the hell do I feel this sense of wanting to rip someones head off then? Got to...
This is me being nice …
I broke a chair last week.. the seat is snapped in half.. I blame my ass.. Now you all know why I am under the care of Bloody Nazi’s to combat the arsefactor attached to me.. Yesterday at my very first session to lift weights on my upper body muscle group I discovered that I have something Sexy G keeps referring to as a tricep… So now that he enabled this bloody thing it does nothing but hurt! I am not happy… How do I disable it and why the hell is it not just shutting up? Sexy G is very aware of my unhappiness.. but he just laughs when I talk to him about it.. He says I do wonderful squats.. WTF? Of course I do!! I am a girl and as all girls know .. If we cant squat professionally then we are doomed when it comes to public toilets.. I...
I dont shed any load…
I am one of the few to have not had one instance of darkness thrust upon me in these dark dark days…lol But I feel for you okes out there.. really!!…hahahaha So here is something to show you that things could be worse ” Gatiep and Karools are sitting on death row. Gatiep says to the Warder, does this take long and is it painfull? Warder say’s no they just strap you in and flick the switch and its over. Karools is called in, moments later Gatiep hears screaming and shouting -this carries on for quite a while. Gatiep says to the Warder “I thought you said it was quick and painless?” Warder :” As result of the load shedding they have to use candles.” “ B Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
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