Mary Poppins…
Everyone knows ‘ol Mary Poppins.. Crazy chick flying around in a storm armed with nothing but a black umbrella, black Holdall and a dress that looks like it fell into a starch vat… She gets the children all organised with singing and clicking fingers and veiled threats of starvation… Well I must say that I have looked far and wide to find me a Mary Poppins that would come and sort out the chaos that reigns. But all I managed to find so far is a Maria… and she ain’t no Mary Poppins.. in fact she looks more like Hitler’s momma but with a moustache! She started off great.. but since then her broom seems to be broken and her time is her own.. Thank goodness I don’t have TV at home so she wont be able to kick up with a cup a...
Arsef?k..
Arsef?k.. It is the only word I can think of that suitably describes the person I was once married to… To think how stupid I once was to think he was someone worth shagging never mind living with him! I suppose we have all had our dumbass moments in life and I just feel that it has taught me alot about myself and how people are not to be trusted so easily. Cos what you see is not always what you get! He comes across at first as a very “nice guy”. But underneath that facade is a psychopath just waiting to get the better of you. I remember the first time I saw his true colours.. I was approximately 4 months pregnant with our first child and I had said something to upset him, and as I turned around to unlock our flat door he grabbed me by the...
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