Do my Boobs look big in this?…

.. why do we as woman ask inane questions?

We will put on a pair of pants and see the seams struggling to contain the beast within and then look at our friends/family/boyfriend/husband and politely enquire “does my bum look big in this?”…

Now if that is not setting that person up then I don’t know what is! What are they supposed to say? “No darling, it is  supposed to look like your pants are ready to hurl out your Mooseknuckle at the next unsuspecting person..”

😉

But I found myself asking my girlfriend today if the top I was wearing made my boobs look too big! She then looks at me like I am mad and says “B some things in life could never really look tooo big.. boobs are one of them…”.

I would never ask the same question regarding my ass though! I don’t want to have someone else to affirm what I suspect to be the truth… So I pick safe topics like my boobs or my charm..lol.

I think woman ask inane questions just to drive men nuts.. These questions are normally asked just as they fall asleep or when they are resting… This is a torture tactic handed down generations from Mothers to Daughters when preparing them for marriage.. The other one that I know of is to never tell them what they have done wrong to make you angry… The men ask their wives why they are so upset and the generic response to this is ” …well if you don’t know I am not going to tell you…” Drives them absolutely wild…

and wild is how we like them… Wild and Sexy and Manly – hmmmmm…

All this talk about wild sexy men … I think its time I log off and find my Sexy G for some sexy time….

B