Do my Boobs look big in this?…

.. why do we as woman ask inane questions? We will put on a pair of pants and see the seams struggling to contain the beast within and then look at our friends/family/boyfriend/husband and politely enquire “does my bum look big in this?”… Now if that is not setting that person up then I don’t know what is! What are they supposed to say? “No darling, it is  supposed to look like your pants are ready to hurl out your Mooseknuckle at the next unsuspecting person..” But I found myself asking my girlfriend today if the top I was wearing made my boobs look too big! She then looks at me like I am mad and says “B some things in life could never really look tooo big.. boobs are one of them…”. I would never ask the...