It is Xmas time again… And all the trees are up and the lights are flashing.

I have not put up my Xmas tree yet.. I am waiting for all my kids to be here first.. all four of them! My two handsome boys and Sexy G (my bf) ’s two lovely Girls…

However we are not without trees and tinsel as the road we live in has become an Eskom Nightmare and I am now aware as to why we have been load-shedding so much! The amount of bloody lights out there could power up The Pavillion shopping centre for 2 weeks!

So I drive past at night with my shades on and tell the kids not to look directly at it in fear of retinal burn.

But even with all of that I just cant get into the Xmas spirit this year… I don’t know if it is due to my mom passing recently or if I am just jaded by all the hype created by Commercial Industries or perhaps due to my 2IC not being available as much as he needs to in my plot to take over the world, but I do know I have to try and snap out of it…

So to perk myself up — I do what all girls do… I shop!

Only thing is I don’t have money to throw around so I shop ol’ Style… Credit Card – with some new Tech thingie called eBucks thrown in.

But… But.. But… Even though I have lots of eBucks, no one excepts these dem things!! So I am thinking of turning them into pressies to people.. 50 eBucks per person… I think that’s fair… No point in spoiling them all too much.. I always say!

So now I have all the minions covered what do I buy Sexy G? Hmmm.. Tough one.. perhaps I should ask him what he wants.. Or just buy him socks.. Heard guys like that nowadays.. Or maybe I will be extra caring and giving and buy him the matching tie!

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And what about me? what do I want?

I have a few thoughts on that but mostly what I want is my Xmas Spirit back..

I want to wear my Red Xmas Hat and matching Red Lingerie with Red Socks and prance around the house like Santa’s little helper…

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