Taking over the world – Part2….

continued from Taking over the world part 1…

I feel like I have dropped the ball for my 2IC , the lesbian looking Davy, also known as “Tart”.

So I have ordered 5000 posters of Tart in fishnet leggings with a Madonna bra and red stiletto’s with the pay-line “I want You”.

It was a difficult task getting him into those fishnets as he refused to shave his legs for the occasion and his leg hairs are like elephant hair on Viagra. So needless to say we went through a few pairs before we just decided to get him drunk and waxed him using the OneStripWax method(back-crack-sack), and then tackled his leg-hairs with an angle-grinder to trim his tufts.

So he now looks so dem pretty that I’m sure he will be a huge help when we meet up with Mr Pieter Dirk Uys with our proposal for him to be our Minister of Foreign Relations!

We already have a go ahead from the Steve Hofmeyer marketing dept that he would love to be our Minister of Population Development, in fact there was a mention of how much would we require for him to buy in for this privilege?

I am looking forward to taking this project a step forward in my world domination as I have noticed in increasing dip in moral and feel that my cat of nine tails will go a long way in making people more productive and create a willingness to obey..

So while everyone else is adding holly to their doorways hoping to snog some unsuspecting bokkie… I am honing my abilities in mind control and waiting for an email from Planet Tehfnfk on how much that point singularity beam is if I rent it …

B