Taking over the world – Part2….

continued from Taking over the world part 1… I feel like I have dropped the ball for my 2IC , the lesbian looking Davy, also known as “Tart”. So I have ordered 5000 posters of Tart in fishnet leggings with a Madonna bra and red stiletto’s with the pay-line “I want You”. It was a difficult task getting him into those fishnets as he refused to shave his legs for the occasion and his leg hairs are like elephant hair on Viagra. So needless to say we went through a few pairs before we just decided to get him drunk and waxed him using the OneStripWax method(back-crack-sack), and then tackled his leg-hairs with an angle-grinder to trim his tufts. So he now looks so dem pretty that I’m sure he will be a huge help when we meet up...