Mary Poppins…

Everyone knows ‘ol Mary Poppins.. Crazy chick flying around in a storm armed with nothing but a black umbrella, black Holdall and a dress that looks like it fell into a starch vat… She gets the children all organised with singing and clicking fingers and veiled threats of starvation… Well I must say that I have looked far and wide to find me a Mary Poppins that would come and sort out the chaos that reigns. But all I managed to find so far is a Maria… and she ain’t no Mary Poppins.. in fact she looks more like Hitler’s momma but with a moustache! She started off great.. but since then her broom seems to be broken and her time is her own.. Thank goodness I don’t have TV at home so she wont be able to kick up with a cup a...