It is a Sunday.. A truly Beautiful day outside.. I can hear the surf crashing against the shore … The air is so clean and light I can almost feel the beauty of the day on my skin…
But here I am sitting in the office doing admin work in preparation for the week ahead.
Aren’t I the good little Virgo..
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Relationships are tough… I know most people are aware of this and are rolling their eyes and saying “well,whats new?”, so perhaps I should tell you what I have discovered recently…
Did you know that most relationships don’t fail due to infidelity but instead, adulterous sex when discovered, has been known to cement and strengthen failing relationships!
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So I finally put up the tree and it looked really really pretty for at least a few days…
Now it gives the appearance of being beaten repeatedly… only this assault was brought upon by little hands eager to strip the wrapping from pressies and see what it hides within for them.
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Today Sexy G has to meet with Hairy Knuckle again…
Oi, What a bunch of bullshit! She withholds access to the girls if he doesn’t meet her at some obscure spot to discuss whatever fancy flies between her ears.. and since she has alot of free room up there we have to contend with alot of this..
So I am wondering what will be on the agenda today… I have a few ideas of what they may be…
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…my Xmas spirit is still AWOL and I need to do something … fast!
My boys keep looking at the tree that I finally put up last night with despair because they see nothing under there that may be for them… In fact I got them involved in wrapping gifts for other people last night…lol.. It was funny cos they kept waiting to see if I was going to wrap their pressies and when we got to the final gift they looked stunned that none of the gifts were for them!
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.. why do we as woman ask inane questions?
We will put on a pair of pants and see the seams struggling to contain the beast within and then look at our friends/family/boyfriend/husband and politely enquire “does my bum look big in this?”…
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What a girl wants…
December 14th, 2007
It is Xmas time again… And all the trees are up and the lights are flashing.
I have not put up my Xmas tree yet.. I am waiting for all my kids to be here first.. all four of them! My two handsome boys and Sexy G (my bf) ’s two lovely Girls…
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Now if you are like me you would have at least attempted one or two of those comprehensive positions and possibly heard the twang of your vertebra snap…
So I decided that I need to supple up abit and get more exercises under my belt so that I can go from “aaaaaarghhh – oooh – ow!” to “ok, yes, great, lets do it again!” .. This is an official goal of mine..
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Seriously! I am going to strap on my spandex thingie today, clamp on my hr monitor and stretch and tone..
And very soon I will be able to do more comprehensive and stylish MD (Maneuvers in the Dark).
So watch this space..
B
P.S. time to update my insurance I think..
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…Rescue Mission
December 7th, 2007
Imagine the scene…
It was a Cold Wet Wednesday, and I saw an email come through – it was from Arsef?k. I sigh heavily – nothing ever good comes from him and I can see the clouds are looking even more ominous than it did a few minutes ago.. I hesitate, Do I open it or Do I just delete it..
I opened it…
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continued from Taking over the world part 1…
I feel like I have dropped the ball for my 2IC , the lesbian looking Davy, also known as “Tart”.
So I have ordered 5000 posters of Tart in fishnet leggings with a Madonna bra and red stiletto’s with the pay-line “I want You”.
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