The battle of the Gorge…
It is a Sunday.. A truly Beautiful day outside.. I can hear the surf crashing against the shore … The air is so clean and light I can almost feel the beauty of the day on my skin… But here I am sitting in the office doing admin work in preparation for the week ahead. Aren’t I the good little Virgo.. … Granted I am listening to Micheal Buble and Enrique Iglesias and I am not fully dressed… So I can easily slink off home for some “Sexy Time” with my Sexy G at a moments notice…. Only one snag with that is that Sexy G is not home… I am forever in battle with the bloody “Gorge“. Giba Gorge to be more specific! Bloody Mountain Biker’s dream playground… I have seen the guys drooling at the...
Sex, Lies and avoidance…
Relationships are tough… I know most people are aware of this and are rolling their eyes and saying “well,whats new?”, so perhaps I should tell you what I have discovered recently… Did you know that most relationships don’t fail due to infidelity but instead, adulterous sex when discovered, has been known to cement and strengthen failing relationships! Crazy hey? Well that’s what I initially thought… But the truth of the matter is that most relationships fail due to built up resentment normally stemming from really really mundane stuff like the dishwasher duty… How often have you had an argument with your partner regarding really ” stupid things” which has turned into such a heated argument you question...
Carnage under a tree…
So I finally put up the tree and it looked really really pretty for at least a few days… Now it gives the appearance of being beaten repeatedly… only this assault was brought upon by little hands eager to strip the wrapping from pressies and see what it hides within for them. So there it stands or should I say leans… in the lounge looking very sorry for itself. My mistake was putting presents in the tree expecting careful hands to pull them out . I have managed to divert their energy elsewhere at the moment, riding bikes, playing with cellphones, swimming in the pool, while I try to regain control of the home so that I may get the Christmas lunch together for them. This morning while trying to prepare what I could for lunch I tried to teach my...
Wonder if she has waxed her Knuckle yet…
Today Sexy G has to meet with Hairy Knuckle again… Oi, What a bunch of bullshit! She withholds access to the girls if he doesn’t meet her at some obscure spot to discuss whatever fancy flies between her ears.. and since she has alot of free room up there we have to contend with alot of this.. So I am wondering what will be on the agenda today… I have a few ideas of what they may be… She wants to… a. tell Sexy G she is pregnant – (Her goal in life is to have babies and lots of them…) b. tell Sexy G she is getting married – ( Her other goal in life is to maim some unsuspecting into matrimonial bondage…) c. talk about herself in elaborate detail for no purpose whatsoever except to hear her own voice…...
Bring on the schnapps…
…my Xmas spirit is still AWOL and I need to do something … fast! My boys keep looking at the tree that I finally put up last night with despair because they see nothing under there that may be for them… In fact I got them involved in wrapping gifts for other people last night…lol.. It was funny cos they kept waiting to see if I was going to wrap their pressies and when we got to the final gift they looked stunned that none of the gifts were for them! I suppose that was cruel, but it was unintentional cruelty!.. Promise!! I will only put their gifts under the tree on Xmas eve because it is too big to fit without giving away the plot!… wonder if they will survive the wait… I also plan to don on only red lingerie between now and...
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